Frosty Frolic

1. Winter Phantasm Galore

After his wonderful victory over Ondman, Robotprins became quite the celebrity in both Prinsland and Robotland. As did his cutesy companion Robotpudding. It did not take long before he was invited to an all inclusive weekend at a brand new fancy pantsy spa up in the snowy mountains of snow. Totally free of charge. Yippie, yay, yo thought Robotprins who was dying for some time to relax after all the commotion lately.

The man who had invited Robotprins to this leisurely lull was none other than Girigus af Moneybutts. The very man who owns every single entertainment facility across the barren fields of Robotland as well as the vast plains of Prinsland. Soon after Robotprins accepted the offer, a private jet came to pick up Robotprins and his faithful pudding and carry them off into the skies. And then down on the ground again at the bottom of the snowy mountains of snow. Their aim is a the very top of the mountains and the ride up goes by snow scooter through a white wonderland. The ride is comfy and extremely wintery. Robotprins can almost hear sleighbells in the distance.

Is that roasted chestnuts he smells?

Did someone just say hohoho?

Omg. did we achieve peace on earth just now?

Well. no. Robotprins is just having some seasonal hallucinations due to the outrageous cold weather. Not to worry though. Robopudding wraps him in a warm blanket and he's all right again. Their joyride comes to a sudden stop. They gaze upon what looks like a gargantuous white castle that sparkles in the winter sun. Just outside the oversized door leading into the palace Girigus is waiting for them with his frizzy mustache adorning a sly and wicked smile.

2. Arctic Serenity EXTRRREME

Welcome to Arctic Serenity EXTRRREME!!, Girigus squeels at the top of his lungs. This super spa will make you hyper relaxed and give you an explosive feeling of tranquility, he says with crazed eyes. With a blast and a bang the door blows wide open and they enter this fortress of placidity. Girigus guides the joyous duo through his vast snowy establishment and doesn't waste any time showing off all of the spectacularly peaceful wonders within. With stars in their eyes and awe in their hearts the two robobros walk through the sparkling halls of the resort. But soon enough Robotpudding finds the kitchen and he darts off to ambush the chefs and starts eating all the food he can find. Robotprins apologizes for his pet friends behavior, but Girigus just laughs a creepy laugh and says not to worry. But Robotprins still feels a little worried. But that feeling soon flies far away when the mogul of pleasure leads him into the snow spa. It's been ages since Robotprins received a proper hail massage and his sore muscles are grateful indeed. I could get used to this, Robotprins thinks to himself and falls in to a much needed beauty sleep.

3. Goats and Balls

After an entire day of being pampered, Robotprins is tired of relaxing and sneaks out the backdoor to discover some of the majestic mountains by himself. He soon hears some hullabaloo nearby and carefully draws closer to investigate. As he turns an icy corner a fascinating scene is displayed before his eyes. Goats and balls. Everywhere he looks there are small red balls working and hammering or with the help of goats transporting gigantic ice blocks across the snowy ground. All of this is orchestrated by a shouting leader ball under much hubbub. Robotprins is intrigued to say the least. He decides to befriend the captain of the balls, henceforth referred to as Roundie McBossGuy or rmbg for short, who seems to be a talkative fellow. He enlightens Robotprins of the ball peoples ways and how they have been living in the blizzardly mountains for generations with their goats, working tirelessly every day building big ice sculptures just to keep themselves warm. Robotprins notices that all the sculptures resemble some kind of yeti-like thing (the sculptures are quite ugly so it's hard to tell) and rmbg explains that they make sculptures of yetis because yetis are what they fear the most and fear is a great motivator. Makes you work harder which makes you warmer and you won't turn into a snowball. But now a new threat has arrived to the tribe of roundsmen.

4. Worries of the Round of Heart

'Tis the Arctic Serenity EXTRRREME. The mood of rmbg, who just a few seconds ago seemed so proud and mighty, plunges into despair. These worries have no lightness. They are without a doubt heavy. He fears Girigus will want to expand his palace of pleasure and vanquish the tribe of balls, turning their peaceful valley into a circus or a discotheque. Or at the very least scare off their beloved goats. Without the goats the balls are lost. Goats provide warm fur, fresh milk, faster transportation, pulling of huge ice blocks as well as amusing noises. Goats are gold in the cold. As the gloomy ball tells of his troubles a silent tear falls from his eye and turns into ice. But. All of a sudden his posture and attitude changes. He speaks of how they will not give up without a fight and how the old greedy mustache man will not get his hands on their land no matter what he throws their way. Unless that something was a Yeti. Then we might consider it, he humbly adds. But a Yeti hasn't been seen for... well, they just haven't been seen. Ever.

5. YETI

That very moment a deafening roar echos through the valley. To everyone's surprisement a giant two feet Yeti (is that tall? I have no idea :S ) shows it's ugly white face. All the balls freak out and start bouncing, which apparently is what they do when they get nervous. They're bouncing and crying. a peculiar sight. But the mighty Robotprins knows no fear and gets ready for an epic battle. He feels rather cold however. The Yeti bellows and lunges at Robotprins. our hero grabs his swords and swings it at his foe, but the chilly surroundings has made him stiff and he is not quick enough. The massive paw hits him on his tinny tummy and sends him flying through the crisp air. ouchi! This angers Robotprins and his blood starts to boil. Now he is warm and nimble. He leaps and thrusts his trusty sword at the Yeti, that however does not seem alarmed. klrk! wut? It did not hurt the furry freak? A quick glance at his sword and Robotprins discovers it is encased in a block of ice ridding it of all it's sharpness. Ice will not hurt a Yeti and once again Robotprins is airborne. He lands in a heap of snow. Dizzy and disillusioned from the impact. Is this the end for our brave hero? Will this be his demise? By the fluffy paw of a Yeti?

6. Fight Chilly with Chili

Nope. Because he is not alone. From the top of the mountain his faithful sidekick comes flying, letting out a robotic scream. Robotprins is relieved to see his friend, but soon remembers that robotpudding isn't much the fighter. How will Robotpudding save him? With friendship? Well, no. But with a hearty burp. Yes, you heard right. Robotpudding likes the spicy food and has been eating premium chilis all day turning his breath into FIRE. His tiny robot tummy rumbles and a cloud of fire shoots towards Robotprins who guards himself with his sword. All of the ice melts and he is now holding a searing hot blade in this hands. Or he holds the handle which isn't scorching hot, but you got that. In a flurry of fire Robotprins swings his sword round and round. The inferno soon reaches the Yeti and chops his head clean off. Victory! It seems. But something is peculiar about the Yeti. Even without a head he is still standing straight up and even waddling around a little bit. Upon further inspection Robotprins discovers that, lo and behold, it is in fact not a real Yeti but someone wearing a costume with features mimicking those of your average Yeti. Who is this mysterious person? That's right. It's.... a goat?

All the commotion has caused mr Moneybutts to come down from his palace and see what's going on. A heated discussion ensues. I'll give you the gist of it. Ok. So turns out Girigus isn't the bad guy. He's not even that greedy. His parents were jerks however who gave him a horrible name. His face was just bad luck. So why the goat? The goat posing as a Yeti is called Get-Arne and is king of the goats. They have lived in the snowy valley since long before the balls arrived and were happy back then. But being shaved, milked, ridden and forced to carry ice blocks and make funny noises has taken it's toll on them. Get-Arne thought that he could scare the balls away as a makeshift Yeti and the goats could yet again live in peace. Rmbg did not realize that the goats were suffering and apologizes for their ballsy behavior. everyone is also quite surprised of the goats ability to talk and wonders why they didn't tell the balls of their misfortune before. No one says anything though as not to embarrass the goats. But Girigus comes up with a proposal to solve all of their problems.

7. Hot Coco Loco Tub

The solution is the newest feature to Arctic Serenity EXTRRREME. The hot coco loco tub. A hot tub filled with hot coco. It's genius. Warms the coldest balls and quenches the thirst of anyone who's not afraid to get some goat hair in their diet. The hot coco comes from the hot coco springs found right behind the palace. And Girigus, being not-greedy as I mentioned before, let's the balls and goats use the hot coco loco tub for free. Robotprins and Robopudding has to pay though. (wut?) the eventful weekend ends with balls, goats, robots, puddings, princes and creepy mustachios sharing a dip and sip in the same hot coco loco tub in peace and harmony.

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